If I could live anywhere, it would be in Cheers.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says pizza and maybe bacon.
Whoever said ‘just be yourself’ gave me bad advice.
I never want a balloon not tied around my wrist.
Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you… cuz laughter is the best medicine.
This would be a lot more fun if we weren’t being held so tightly.
It’s amazing how much shit you miss when you don’t care.
Making $$$$$ is easy….Just press Shift + 4
Trying to look interested while simultaneously trying to figure out if I’ve ever cared about anything less can be a tricky balance.
I think there’s a race for stupid we’re not being told about.
A picture a day of my son