“I know how to do anything—I’m a mom.” – Roseanne Barr
I have trouble even monotasking
Balancing my Ying and Yang on a thin line here everyday.
She’s completely nuts in a way that makes me smile
“To be a bodyguard is to be a kamikaze pilot. Dedicated.” Mr. T
I’d like to automatically be upgraded. Just generally.
You know its been a good day when you are sleeping next to the dog.
A good woman knows exactly how many beers will fit in her purse when going to the movies.
Looks worse then it feels
A picture a day of my son